what gender pronouns are you supposed to use for chocolate bars?her/she
WHY DOESNT THIS HAVE MORE NOTESi know right this pun was pretty… sweet
I can stomach it
Benedict Cumberbatch plays Richard III during rehearsals
If someone calls you ‘ugly’ have a good comeback and say ‘excuse me, I am not a mirror’.
"Fuck yo ambitions"
this is honestly the best post and so like dogs its not even funny
One time my mom dropped 20 dollars and my dog ate it
"sexuality is a choice"
"women wouldn’t get raped if they didn’t wear revealing clothes"
"there are only two genders"
"i’m not trying to be sexist/racist, but.."
"a/bi/pansexuality isn’t real"
"gay people shouldn’t have children"
"i don’t want to be friends with a gay person, they could hit on me"
"you can’t identify with the gender you want to be, only the one you were born with"
if every mistake you’ve made was written in a book, would you read it?
Mine would be a 5 book trilogy with books as big as Harry Potter
””“5 book trilogy”“”“
If ever you feel stupid, remember that one time my twin brother forgot my birthday.