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phantomhivevoid:

alohomoira:

norsedemigod:

alohomoira:

alohomoira:

what gender pronouns are you supposed to use for chocolate bars?

her/she

WHY DOESNT THIS HAVE MORE NOTES

i know right this pun was pretty… sweet

I can stomach it

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fyantagonist:

Benedict Cumberbatch plays Richard III during rehearsals 

posted 3 hours ago with 1,721 notes
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elegancea:

If someone calls you ‘ugly’ have a good comeback and say ‘excuse me, I am not a mirror’. 

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entering-loser-ville:

godshideouscreation:

thisisnicolai:

"Fuck yo ambitions"

this is honestly the best post and so like dogs its not even funny

One time my mom dropped 20 dollars and my dog ate it

(Source: ThisisNicolai)

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via: fuckyeahloldemort · source: thisisnicolai

kaniethiio:

"sexuality is a choice"

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"women wouldn’t get raped if they didn’t wear revealing clothes"

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"there are only two genders"

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"i’m not trying to be sexist/racist, but.."

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"a/bi/pansexuality isn’t real"

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"gay people shouldn’t have children"

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"i don’t want to be friends with a gay person, they could hit on me"

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"you can’t identify with the gender you want to be, only the one you were born with"

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(Source: arnoscrotch)

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via: michaeldirnt · source: arnoscrotch

[x]

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sentimentalvelvet:

cartel:

mikemanmiller-us:

cartel:

if every mistake you’ve made was written in a book, would you read it?

Mine would be a 5 book trilogy with books as big as Harry Potter

trilogy.. 

””“5 book trilogy”“”“

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thereadysext:

If ever you feel stupid, remember that one time my twin brother forgot my birthday.

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